RobinEggBlue will be so pleased...

Hairy palms, blindness, angering God for wasting sperm...::feel free to sing a chorus of 'Every Sperm is Sacred':: and now THIS: Masturbating Lowers Prostate Cancer Risk...

Mom bursts in the room, "Oh My God! What are you doing!?"

Son: "Preventing Cancer Mom, now close the door!"