Instinct Magazine's Suggestions for New Reality Television Shows:

America's Fattest Slut
The Last Florist Standing
Who Wants to Marry a Closeted Mormon?
Boy Meets Goat
Get Me Out of Here, I'm a Lesbian!
Celebrity Spider Hole
My Loud, Drunk, Obnoxious Fag Hag
Extreme Haircut
America's Top Telemarketer
Trading Boyfriends
Celebrity Knitting
Tragic Midlife Crisis
Queer Factor
Bachelorette: Fire Island
Teen Bitch USA